people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that the other day i heard someone say “Bill Clinton was the 42nd president” and the first thing i thought was “wait Bill Clinton was only president for Forty seconds”
*spock voice* hello mtv and welcome to where my crib would be were it not consumed by a blackhole.
here’s where i’d put my home
…IF I HAD ONE
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
Is this what Robin Thicke sees?
CAKE MYCROFT YES YOU LIKE CAKE DON’T YOU MYCROFT YOU LIKE MY PLAN YOU CAN EAT THE CAKE AFTERWARDS HOW DOES THAT SOUND CAKE
Something that better happen in season 9.
I want to see this happen!!!
PLEASE LET THIS BE HOW GABRIEL RETURNS TO THE SHOW!PLEASE!